Mary-Sue
A Mary-Sue, she is in fact
A sickeningly perfect brat.
A lovely figure, perfect face
Some are clumsy, devoid of grace
But they still always get the guy
No matter what, he's captured by
Her mannerisms, pretty voice
He doesn't ever have a choice.
Mary-Sue fics are badly written
By rabid fangirls who are smitten
With handsome boys in TV shows
Who act cool no matter how it goes
Mary-Sues are filled with power
Or helpless, captured in an hour
Rescued by thier shining knight
Or rescuing their men from nonexistant plight
Even though the boys are heroes
She prances in and zeroes
In on the chance to 'help them out'
And with a shout, she bails them out (the little lout)
Worse, though is the sappy love
She dishes out to the men of
Her choice, making people gag
And wish to shove her in a bag
So if you come across a 'Sue,
Please ask her "How do you do?"
And push her off a cliff for me,
For I don't like Mary-Sues, you see.










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